Getting Caught By Mom

You remember what it was like to sneak as a teen. There were so many new and fun things that I wanted to do as a kid but was not allowed. To bad I did not think about the possibility of getting caught. LMV- part 5 is about the time that I got caught having sex by my mom when I was just 14 years-old. Please read this small excerpt to get an idea of what happened.

"...Now I was all alone with her, having no idea what to do or what to expect I just stood still; I continued avoiding eye contact, and waited for her to make the next move. Her instruction to me were similar to Dean's, she was not sure what she was capable of and that I needed to get out of her sight immediately..."

If you would like to read the entire post visit Freaky Friday and catch up on this 7 part real life story. It was a very bad day that both my mom and I can laugh at now.

Motley Crue - Smokin' In The Boys Room Uploaded by jpdc11

Is there anyone else out there that has been caught by their parents doing something naughty! Am I'm the only one that got caught having sex? Tell us what was the worst thing you were caught you doing as a kid?

Like A Virgin- LMV part 3

"I know that usually when people talk about losing their virginity they only have one story to tell; I've never been accused of being normal so what can I say. In Losing My Virginity- part 2 I shared about my first two sexual experiences with my boyfriend. It was not a great experience but I felt that I learned a lot from it. The best thing I learned is that he was not worth my time and that I needed to move on so I broke up with him. I think both of us thought good riddance to our loveless relationship.

My life returned to normal until Nancy's... sweet sixteen..."

This is an excerpt from Losing My Virginity- part 3 found on the LL&L blog Freaky Friday. I want you to know why I share my very personal stories. When I can talk about my past I can forgive myself for any past mistakes and feel more confident in the present because I, "... feel like I have nothing to hide". The other reason I share is in the hope that it will help someone else: avoid my mistakes, forgive themselves or follow learn from my victories.

In my LMV series there are a total of 7 parts, at the end I will share a list of things that I believe is important for teens to know about sex. I want parents feel eager to talk to their kids about sex before their kids have to learn bad habits taught my the wrong people. In my own life I noticed that once the lines of communication were open with my mom I become empowered and made better choices for myself. So if this doesn't offended you please read LMV- 1-7 and let me know what you think, please.

Madonna, Like A Virgin - Virgin Tour 1985

If you are interested in submitting a post on this subject, or anything else please contact me and we will work out the details. I don't know how many people are feeling brave but I'd love you to share your own story: when did you lose your virginity, how was the experience, and what did you learn from it?

Funny Commercials

Remember the days when you had to get up and change the channel, no remotes. Thank goodness commercials were more enjoyable in those. When I do watch TV I might not change the channel but I find myself completely tuning out during the breaks, but there is a hilarious blog that has changed my mind. It's called Kiss My Black Ads and is great blog that includes world advertising."KMBA is about the selling of goods & services to diverse audiences for both marketers and creatives. This blog features work for, by & of multicultural people. The purpose of the blog is to learn, teach, as well as inspire marketers & creatives" If you like funny commercials, beautiful artwork, and sincere writing please visit. When I visit I find myself staying awhile, once you drop (in) you can't stop. So if you are into marketing, art or laughing you visit one of the links above.

So in the spirit of KMBA and Fun Friday I would like to present a few funny commercials with a hint of sex for your viewing pleasure.



1) Viagra commercial

2)Banned Commercials - Metal Detector (priceless)

3)Trojan Condom Commercial

4)outrageously funny commercials



Are there any new commercials that make you LOL? Please share.

You Can Leave Your Hat On

I received my first music request from liselman, author of A Few Clowns Short, and I couldn't be more excited, so to speak. The video request was for the song You Can Leave Your Hat On and well… let's just say it's a little on the sexy side.

I think that I have a strange fascination with the art of stripping. Stripping put together 3 favorite fun activities: listening to good music, dancing and being sexy. Let me say that I could not imagine going up on stage and disrobing in front of a bunch of horny strangers that find it customary to stuff fist full of dollar bills in g-strings. I will admit that I have "stripped" for just the fun of it.

To read more about my adventure with stripping check my post Platonic Stripping on Freaky Friday.

Without further ado LL&L is proud to present our first video request Leave Your Hat by Joe Cocker. Please enjoy!

 

 

Come on you know you want to share. What do you think about stripping? Have you ever participated in any way? On a scale of 1-10 how enjoyable was the experience?

Sexy Videos on Fun Friday

I was born and raised on MTV, maybe not by my parent's choice but who were they to stop me. I guess now it is pretty obvious that I'm a music addict and I'm proud of it. My friends you use to call me human radio which I took as a compliment, though it was not meant as one. I had a habit of singing lines from a song that was relevant to everything that was said. If two friends were talking for 5minuts I could fit in 20 or more different songs. For me it was a fun game, but for them it was a reason to threaten to hit me if I did not "shut up". I guess it did not help that I can't sing but that's not my fault. I think that's why I love dancing so much, it was the only way I could express the connection I had to music.

As a little girl I would dance as my mother played the piano. If she played classical I become a ballerina. If she played gospel I'd switch to modern movements, but my favorite was jazz. I have no idea how I learned how to dance since I had never taken classes, but I guess that All That Jazz, A Chorus Line and West-Side Story become my dance instructors. When mom stopped playing the piano I graduated and was accepted into MTV dance school, learning all the latest moves by watching my favorite musicians and their dancers strut their stuff.

I went from a plié to Push It too quickly. When I have kids of my own I want to limit their TV time so that they can avoid certain lures that hooked me early on. Still I have to say I don't regret a thing. I believe that being exposed to sexy videos early on gave me a mature outlook about sex. I avoided so many common phases that seem to plague other girls: boys were gross, becoming obsessed with what is wrong with their body, or feeling too shy to talk about sex. I always thought that sex was interesting and I loved learning and talking about it. So it was inevitable that sexy videos would catch my attention. Let's see if they can catch yours.

Van Halen - Hot For Teacher  Uploaded by Dan_of_the_Land

Cradle of Love by Billy Idol Uploaded by sueciayvan

En Vogue Giving Him Something He Can Feel  Uploaded by chirine

 

What do you think about kids being exposed to sexy images on TV or other forms of media? What is your favorite sexy music video?